I made a Roethlisberger rape joke about Roethlisberger raping someone because Roethlisberger rapes people.

A spider may frighten you as you sit on your tuffet.

How does one team manage to end up with the two corniest quarterbacks in the league not named Russell Wilson?

It’s funny that Stiller fans are crying about the Bengals/Burfict being dirty when you have their coaches attacking players, Coaches running on the field to get into it with Bengals players, Shazier’s dirty hit on Bernard and then celebrating as he lay unconscious on the ground, DeCastro driving Burfict into the…

Consider this: When the Steelers and the Bengals play their first game next season, will that just be a normal regional telecast? Or one network’s national afternoon game? Or maybe a Sunday or Monday night game?

Serious question. I watched that game whistle to whistle. No one really explained why the Shazier hit on Bernard was legal. Yeah, Bernard had (just) turned to head up field but I thought the rule was you couldn’t launch with the crown of your helmet into an opposing player’s dome. Everyone quickly dismissed it like,…

Its as if Roethlisberger is being held down against his will.

Where's a Hines Ward jaw-breaking crack block when you need one?

The sad thing is that this is actually a very likable Bengals team with the exception of Burfict and Adam Jones. AJ Green, Andy Dalton, Marvin Jones, Mohammed Sanu, Andrew Whitworth, Gio, Leon Hall, Michael Johnson, Geno Atkins, Carlos Dunlap, the list goes on... all seem to to be stand-up guys. Hell, Burfict even…

I mean, you knew this. Even before Bengals LB Vontaze Burfict went headhunting on Antonio Brown

I’m looking forward to the article about how Shazier was taunting an unconscious Gio Bernard and dancing on the sidelines after purposely giving the man a concussion?

No, people who eat Skyline are full of shit.

So yes I agree that Burfict is super-dirty.

“If you look at the video in slow motion, Vontaze just barely grazed AB with his shoulder pad, and 84 deserves a Grammy for his acting.”

there’s “dirty” (Vontaze Burfict comes to mind here) and then there is sleazy (coaches pulling hair, coaches coming onto the field to start shit, coaches trying to trip kick returners)

Its not uncommon for players to lose their composure and lack maturity, but the Steelers’ coaching staff has to be one of the most…

After this game, I’m not looking forward to the Super Bowl being on CBS. I can’t take anymore of Jim Nantz’s commentary. It seemed he had it in for Burfict the entire game. Plus the Steelers coaching staff has a history of being dirty too.

Wouldn’t it have been fairer to just call that game a dirty one all around? You’re feeding into the narrative that the Bengals were the dirty ones and the Steelers were much less so, beyond a celebrated Giovanni Bernard helmet to helmet hit. There was plenty of chippiness and dirty moves traded, but focusing only on…

Look, he’s dirty as all hell, but he didn’t intentionally injure Bell.