“If we talk about it we would only continue to breathe life into a story that on all levels is a non-story.”

Nantz is, for all intents and purposes, an NFL employee. The only person who considers him a journalist is Jim Nantz.

Hail Hydrocephalus!

Getting a lot of answers for this (thank you to all), and it would appear that they are unnamed because they’re minors. Doesn’t this get confusing? I mean what goes on the birth certificates?

This is just rape. I don’t know why “Hazing” is even part of this headline and story. They raped a boy with a wooden pool stick.
Who the hell thinks: well...in order to allow this freshman into our club we should rape him with a pool stick. Surely this will bring us closer as a team.

Kind of strange that all three of them are unnamed - is that pretty common in Tennessee?

Have you guys filed an FOIA request? The city attorney has a copy, according to the older story.

Asking a reporter if she think she’s a “great person” has never sounded more coded for “I want to punch you in the face,” than right now.

Manning: Are you sure the NFL doesn’t test for this stuff? I don’t want to get in trouble.

I want to say Stockholm Syndrome, but Stockholm is at least a pleasant place to live.

In what universe are these the most beautiful people in the world? I could find five better looking people randomly at the mall, and I live in Cincinnati.

Hot take: Zoolander isn’t that funny.

Parents who do not have the time/energy to scout the neighborhood for new restaurants but will kill someone if they have to order from the same damn pizza place for the tenth time.

Diana Moskovitz deserves a fucking Pulitzer for her coverage of the NFL’s craven stupidity on this issue and and, truthfully, in all things.

“Why would you force yourself to be ambidextrous? I mean, there plenty to eat.”

Camus is a pretty tough author to start him off with IMO.

I suppose it could be fake, but I kinda don’t care. I love that it came from anyone, be it their own mind or their memory!

Correction: YOUR managers bought food for everyone.

Letting employee’s what take all of Thanksgiving off?

I’ve got too many friends in retail to go Black Friday shopping. Makes me feel like an asshole.