Watching the Cowboys get fucked by the officials last week (when they conveniently allowed the Seahawks to not-call a second timeout to avoid a too many players penalty), I was wondering: How long is it until we see a coach in the NFL (head coach or otherwise) go Woody Hayes on an official.

The only way it could happen was if a team was so blatantly tanking that every other owner threw in against them, and the way the owners are I can’t see that happening until the financial situation changes. They’re all making too much money to really care, and a bad team in the division is more a positive than a…

The Aristocrats?

When I was little, my sisters invited me to play hide and seek with them. I was super excited because they never wanted to do anything with me. However they had spent hours recording themselves on cassette tapes saying things like “over here!” “getting warmer” or “mikey, come and find us”. They then hide the tapes in…

You know what’s worse than auto-playing videos on the Internet? Auto-playing video ADS on the internet that don’t load until after you’ve already been on the page for about 5 seconds and you’ve already started reading the sports blog post on the sports blog post website.

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

What on earth is this hot take?

On the Chris Johnson run there had been no whistle blown. There are 4 or 5 Raven defenders just standing around him even after he gets up. That’s poor coaching and bad execution by them to not play until a whistle. Yes, the referee should have called the play dead and blown a whistle, but they hadn’t. Tackle him.

Ray Lewis + Terrell Suggs + karma = I don’t give a fuck

That Grimace costume is the best thing I'll see all day.

Where the fuck did Matthew go to college that a bunch of 20 year old kids were defending Heath Ledger's honor 7 months after he died? Was he actually at Heath Ledger's brother's party?

Do you still jerk off with those guys?

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

I went to the bars as a blind ref for Halloween last year, because I'm a dumbass. While on my way there I crossed paths with an actual blind kid and his mom. I felt like the biggest dick on the face of the Earth.

That Grimace is going to haunt my dreams.