The lengthening list of behaviors that you have to practice in order to avoid paying too much for a game that you may not want:

Good to see The View was so easily able to replace one idiotic reprehensible shitbag whose sole accomplishment in life is being born into political privilege, with another idiotic reprehensible shitbag, whose sole accomplishment in life is being born into political privilege, without missing a beat.

Finally! Free the plot!

Touché. Or as Trump would say, touch.

I like Bailey Bond. She can shorten Bailey to Bail, and call herself Bail Bond. Then call her dad, tell him what she did, then tell him to go and fuck himself.

Are you serious? He wasn't shut down by any government, just by private companies who choose to no longer give him a platform. He's free to post anything he likes on his own website.

Thoughts and Prayers

This is where the evil corporate esports team trains while the rag tag team of good guy players train in a run down warehouse.

If seizing assets went through the courts, the due process would satisfy the 14th Amendment equal protection clause.

Finally, someone managed a complete and total Brexit. 

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Scissoring is the new team building fad.

The thing the NFL owners don’t seem to get (and maybe the most clear point of Trump’s whole life) is that he views everything as a zero sum game. One person wins and one loses.
Take the USFL as an example, his end goal was to screw nearly every other owner with him taking one of the only wins in gaining an NFL team.…

I get it. “Battle Royale” is the new shit. But just because PUBG and Fortnite were huge successes doesn’t mean that your game needs it. If anything, it screams, “We’re out of ideas!” and reeks of desperation.

Imagine being so goddamn insecure and scared of living that a black man walking a baby on a bike path is cause to call the cops on someone.

“I have to call corporate to see if we can do a return?”

Somewhere at Yum! brands headquarters in Louisville there are staffers taking furious phone calls from executives demanding to know how in God’s name this Kevin Pang character came up with this idea before they did.

Right! Mentally disabled people are often deeply compassionate and wonderful individuals! Not hatemongers and hypocrites.

You could make this list 100 games long and still be leaving good games off.