If I were Jacob’s mom, I’d probably be thinking that abortion should be an unquestioned universal human right.

Plus you cannot get more of a rock-solid alibi than being on jury duty.

The fact that the two of them soldiered on with their press conference in light of the incredibly amazing internet drubbing they got yesterday is honestly hysterical and sad at the same time. This is what happens when a 20-year-old has already gone through a major legal proceeding and got off with a slap on the wrist.…

Brian Kemp doesn’t do anything “comfortably.” He always looks like he’s trying to push out a rock-hard shit or a soft one just slipped out by accident.

“Jews are waging a propaganda war against Western civilization and it is so effective that we are headed towards certain extinction within the next 200 years and we’re not even aware of it.”

The president said he “heard he was a person who preferred me over others.”

Thanks Megyn! Way to be one of those Republican job creators we’ve all heard so much about!

That’s rolling probable cause.

FALSE FLAG!!!!

No, what she said was pretty off the wall for a top law enforcement official. Allow me to provide the proper response:

? It was on Comedy Central a lot quite some years ago. Foolishly, I thought ‘oh this might be ok’. No. Why it’s a cult classic... It’s beyond my powers of comprehension. (and no, I don’t need anyone to explain to me why it’s actually really good, I’m fine not liking it, you’re not going give me some insight that makes…

You have the right idea; I think D&N deserves some straight up black excellence for that righteous outburst cum potential Pulitzer-Prize-winning investigatory assignment.

Instead of sticking with the same applause gifs, you get cheerleaders for this comment.

This is what the American media doesn’t understand. This woman is “tired” of something that doesn’t happen. She’s “tired” of some amorphous, vague, dog-whistled something or other that has never actually caused her a moment’s discomfort in all her damn life.

Especially their couch.

White people know they are mediocre as fuck , especially when it comes to people of different backgrounds and ethnicities. Pissed off because you can’t understand what others are saying in their native tongue?

Yet another shining example of Catch-22 in action.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything