Wait, whut? Kids today and their wacky lingo talking crazy and walking on my lawn...

Oh believe me, this lyric was lost well before translation.

I believe James prefers to be referred to as the “White Kanye West.” Which always gives me second-hand embarassment and reminds me of Lindsay Lohan’s mom referring to herself as the “White Oprah.” The lack of self-awareness is staggering.

I made it to 1:07 and I feel like I deserve some kind of reward for that.

“Let me know if I can fuck with you, boy” is easily one of the worst lyrics I’ve ever heard. It’s probably supposed to sound cheeky or sexy or something, but it comes off more as menacing. Like, “I’m going to psychologically abuse and manipulate you and you’re going to like it.”