Somehow I think I will need 20% more dental work...

Aren’t we supposed to tax luxury items the rich enjoy? What will I do if my dentist can’t buy another s class coupe?

40% of Colorado approves of the trumpening. Which is down only 4 points from January 17. You need to get out of Denver, mate.

No, de Muro’s ass is like a ticker tape machine for car advice. The gentleman is correct.

Cough FCA bad credit discount cough. 

Unless you buy fca with their bad credit discount. 

That sounds like something that would get you a dishonorable discharge during the Clinton administration. 

Does that really say “tactical wood”

What is this wine list, a French man chooses your wine from the cellar and then presents it to you. Then you belittle him for his choices. A ‘64 Chateau Lafite, with this, you bastard!

It isn’t an option on the rolls. The Aston should be equipped with a well spoken woman between 22 and 24 and a picnic hamper. 

Don’t worry you can’t afford it. 

Then why enumerate the options? 

I don’t understand options on a car like this. If you are paying that kind of scratch, Aston should just say this is a $260k car and that’s fine. Who buys a stripper Aston? If you want it to be made with the finest whale penis that’s also fine, but not something that needs to be on a price list.Frankly it cheapens the…

Molotov’s endanger your extraction team and your randsomy. Two body on frame suvs or trucks to cover the back and the front. Then something heavy to blast through the ecu to disable the engine, I prefer a deer slug, myself. Though steel core 7.62 is better if you can get it. Done right this is 30 seconds, and now you…

Suburban gated community right?

You mean all those US made kalashnikovs? 

The man needs a trailer. 

Except the steel is traded at a commodity price so it doesn’t matter that the industrious Koreans made it. 

Steel and aluminum tariffs are part of a 5 year anti dumping movement, not necessarily just dickishness. 

Also you should remind yourself that nothing has actually happened, and it is all talk. And with this administration even if it had happened they reverse course fairly quickly.