BMI, as calculated by the height/weight ratio, is almost completely useless. An athlete with a lot of muscle mass will show up as overweight.

Mosquitos are the devil.

My wife asked me if I wanted her to take my last name. I said I did — and she didn’t put up a fight. But if you asked me why I did, I wouldn’t have a good answer. Probably, “Well, because that’s what most people do, I guess.” I didn’t give it much thought.

Get over yourself. I’m a Hillary supporter that plans on voting with the party.

I love the dichotomy of his party boy persona vs. his save-the-earth-we-only-have-one image. I imagine he howled with the boys then was all like “but for real guys, wolves are really endangered.”

I’m just glad that there’s a story about the Girl Scouts that doesn’t involve a conservative nutbag damning those adorable, young girls to hell. I’m glad that they had fun.

1) I’m so happy Bear Story won. Alllllll of us here in Chile are insanely happy. If you haven’t seen it, please do. I ugly cried.

JEZEBORG

Her “Is America Ready for a Woman President?” skit is classic. I still crack up watching it after almost a decade. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/3v…