Wow. I guess I’m glad that at least they weren’t racially motivated? It isn’t much, but I guess Trump’s America, you take your wins where you can.

Question: is your sister black? Because I’m getting a strong whiff of racist bullshit from the way she was treated.

I buy most of my clothes at Kohl’s, Target, and Meijer, so . . . yeah.

Agree. I had my fingers crossed after reading the headline that the two people he killed were fellow white supremacists who had a falling-out, but no. Nope, it was people who were standing up for some decency in the world.

My very favorite baronet! (And my favorite Austin novel)

I agree. When the wedding is in town, I give a gift. When I have to travel, I tell my friend that my presence is going to have to be my present. No problems so far. I’d say that if a friend gets pissed about my budget, that person is not actually my friend.

I doubt it would work, considering public hangings used to be an popular form of entertainment.

Funfetti is the best box cake. That’s just a fact.

they can’t consummate it because marriage is between a man and a woman

I’m always angered when I look at Dax Shepard, but then I realize I’m really angry at Dane Cook.

No need! I replied to you before I realized you were being deliberately obtuse. Multiple people have explained that the purpose of this piece was to unpack some of the consequences of assault (hypervigilance and anxiety), but you don’t want to hear it. I don’t think we have anything further to say to one another.

Couldn’t agree more. He richly deserves whatever punishment he gets. That video of him with his “monkey lure” with the banana and the rope was just unspeakably horrible.

Honkey Kong!

That is SO depressing. And I’m sure those dumbasses thought that America was safer without one of those “dangerous” Muslims working in the FBI, when of course, the opposite is the case. It’s depressing to think how many dangerous/disastrous blunders might have been prevented if the workforce of our national agencies…

When people are talking while standing in front of you in line, it’s kind of hard to not overhear what they’re saying.

It’s happened to me in France and America several times. Guys get the wrong number, and for some reason they just keep calling. At least now I can block them. It’s kind of funny, since I’m just average-looking and don’t usually get much attention from men. My voice is sexy though? I guess I missed my calling as a…

I do it too! No point in ruining another one, right? I prefer to think it makes me thrifty, though gross is also an option.

Every time I see “period underwear,” I have a moment of confusion because I think we’re suddenly talking about costuming. Like, shifts, corsets, and drawers and stuff. I may spend too much time watching costume dramas and reading historical fiction. Maybe.

It’s pretty normal to take OTC allergy medicine every day. I’ve been doing it for years. I have to switch every 3 years or so because my body gets used to what I’m taking and it loses effectiveness, but I’ve been switching back and forth between Claritin and Allegra for nearly 2 decades. I’ve told doctors that I do…

I’m pretty sure it’s more offensive than that in Britain.