Could you dismiss Electronica Dance Ass, please? They’re making body-shaming comments all over this post trying to bait people into being as judgmental as they are. We don’t need that shit.

Could you dismiss Electronica Dance Ass, please? They’re making body-shaming comments all over this post trying to bait people into being as judgmental as they are. We don’t need that shit.

I see you, OK? I see what you’re trying to do. Please go troll somewhere else.

Time to nonchalantly post this on Facebook, just because. Not hinting or anything. Just like, “Hey, look at this interesting thing . . . full of things I like.”

Stop.

I assumed that the video would just be this on a continuous loop

Speaking of distractions, I have to agree that Trump’s tweets aren’t as important as the main issue that calls his legitimacy as president into question. I’ve seen other patriots point out that his mother was Scottish and we haven’t seen his longform birth certificate, which is indeed troubling, but isn’t nearly as…

Awesome, thanks for the info!

Oh, gotcha. I assumed that you were the kind of commenter who likes to shoot down librul hippies who are too good for TVs, but actually you’re the kind of commenter who likes to shop at Urban Outfitters and doesn’t like it when people make you feel bad about it. Now that we’re on the same page, let me clarify why I…

He’s definitely going to do things that should get him impeached, but I have no confidence that his own party will have the integrity to impeach him, since they’re the majority in Congress.

That is perfect! George Takei is a national treasure.

Urban Outfitters is for young white people with more money than sense. TV has broader appeal. I do generally watch shows on my computer though, since I’m too forgetful to adhere to a TV viewing schedule. Does that give you the pleasant tingle of superiority you were hoping for?

It’s hard to miss a store I’ve never shopped at.

Ellie, I have to agree that Trump’s tweets aren’t as important as the main issue that calls his legitimacy as president into question. I’ve seen other patriots point out that his mother was Scottish and we haven’t seen his longform birth certificate, which is indeed troubling, but isn’t nearly as important as the…

I’ve been thinking about that. How do we keep up our fire in the face of a constant stream of offenses? Then there are all the distractions, such as everyone talking about Trump making an ass of himself on Twitter again, but mostly ignoring the fact that he, Ivanka, and and the Prime Minister of Japan had a…

This is my dad’s great skill. One particular weekend went down in family legend where he attempted to fix 3 major things and broke them all. The good news is that only one of them almost killed him. Mom was like, “Maybe you should stop fixing things. Go watch some football or something.” This was about 20 years…

Dear Leader has our best interests at heart though. It’s good for us to attend his rallies!

Speaking of Stepford families, have you seen the SNL Political Family Feud? Jump to 5:40 to see the Trump siblings appear!

Agree. The comments are the best part!

Yeah, I called yesterday morning and did finally get through so I left a message, but I had the same thought. However, when I called the local people, I got to talk to a staffer, so at least one person in each office had to listen to me. I called Mike Pence too, since I’m a Hoosier and he’s still my governor (fml).