Urban Outfitters is for young white people with more money than sense. TV has broader appeal. I do generally watch shows on my computer though, since I’m too forgetful to adhere to a TV viewing schedule. Does that give you the pleasant tingle of superiority you were hoping for?

It’s hard to miss a store I’ve never shopped at.

Ellie, I have to agree that Trump’s tweets aren’t as important as the main issue that calls his legitimacy as president into question. I’ve seen other patriots point out that his mother was Scottish and we haven’t seen his longform birth certificate, which is indeed troubling, but isn’t nearly as important as the…

I’ve been thinking about that. How do we keep up our fire in the face of a constant stream of offenses? Then there are all the distractions, such as everyone talking about Trump making an ass of himself on Twitter again, but mostly ignoring the fact that he, Ivanka, and and the Prime Minister of Japan had a…

This is my dad’s great skill. One particular weekend went down in family legend where he attempted to fix 3 major things and broke them all. The good news is that only one of them almost killed him. Mom was like, “Maybe you should stop fixing things. Go watch some football or something.” This was about 20 years…

Dear Leader has our best interests at heart though. It’s good for us to attend his rallies!

Speaking of Stepford families, have you seen the SNL Political Family Feud? Jump to 5:40 to see the Trump siblings appear!

Agree. The comments are the best part!

Yeah, I called yesterday morning and did finally get through so I left a message, but I had the same thought. However, when I called the local people, I got to talk to a staffer, so at least one person in each office had to listen to me. I called Mike Pence too, since I’m a Hoosier and he’s still my governor (fml).

A gaze of raccoons? English is so weird. I find myself disappointed that it isn’t a “murder.” And as I stated above, I stand by “nasty little bastards,” though I understand that most of my hatred is based on learned behaviors from exposure to stupid humans.

I’ve been camping in areas where raccoons have learned to have no fear of humans, and they are SCARY AS SHIT when they want your food. I know that they have no fear because dumb-as-shit people have fed them and it’s not their fault, but I stand by calling them nasty little bastards. They are RELENTLESS.

I’m glad to hear it. Raccoons are nasty little bastards, but they are also an excellent source of entertainment. It gives me joy to imagine a lot (flock? herd? murder?) of rolly-polly raccoons somersaulting their way towards making America great again. Of course, we may not enjoy their version of what “great” is…

Yup!

THAT’S IT!!!!

Now for another round of Would U?

Am I the only person on earth who rarely fought with my siblings? My brothers fought amongst themselves pretty frequently, but I rarely argued with them at all. Maybe because there’s a four-year gap between me and the oldest one?

Agreed. I’m single and childless but nearly all of my friends are married with children. It probably helps that I’ve always liked children, but I’m loving being an honorary auntie. It’s so great to help them learn something, or to let them show me something that they just learned to do (most recently, somersaults)…

This is the first time I’ve thought that hypnotism could actually be a real thing.

I think this is for your friend who thinks they have a million food allergies and “sensitivities” rather than your friend who owns an epipen and actually has allergies. I’d rather not decide who is who though, since getting it wrong could mean death, so I’d advise sticking to non-food presents regardless.

I should also ask if anyone has any other suggestions of who to call. I already called the people who represent me in Washington, but I’m willing to spend a lot more time on the phone. I assume there isn’t much point to calling other Senators and Representatives in my state since I don’t live in their districts, but…