Makes sense! My friend has pretty much convinced me that if you have any kind of problem with your skin (not skin cancer or something like that, but something you’d use OTC meds on), putting breast milk on it will cure it.

That’s an excellent point.

That’s how I read the headline too.

See, breast milk I have no problem with. I can’t imagine putting pee in my eye though. That is just too far.

She said it’s good for acne too. She’s not a close enough friend to ask for some excess milk to try washing my face with, but if my best friend gets pregnant again, I’m asking if she has a surplus.

Don’t know if you were breastfeeding your first child, but if you were, did you try putting breast milk in your eye? One of my friends is a “breast milk cures everything” enthusiast, so now I know that it’s supposed to cure that. The things we learn when our friends produce offspring!

Forget about cracking your windows! I bet they’re good at breaking in.

See, when I saw the monkeys jumping over rooftops, I learned something about myself: Apparently, I like monkeys in the wild just fine, but I find monkeys in the city CREEPY AS SHIT. Like they just turned into pigeonrats. And it’s not like I don’t know that they also live in cities just like many other animals like…

Thanks! I’m always on the lookout for new and interesting people to follow.

A very important aspect of this election that I feel is being ignored is that Ivanka turns 35 this month. You know what that means, right?

Just when I thought it was perfect, you showed me it could get better!

I am speechless. Simply speechless.

In my favorite version, some stylist was laughing madly and opening a bottle of champagne as the nation realized that Melania was wearing a shirt with a pussy bow. Of course, that kind of sucks for Melania, but my sympathy for her is extremely limited.

Good clip! I did not know that white people from Commonwealth countries are referred to as expats but if you’re not white you’re an immigrant. That really paints a picture.

Oh my damn.

Never saw it coming!

And making deals with his god would only involve him looking at a mirror and talking to himself, so . . .

THIS IS AMAZING HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS ON EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE THIS WEEK THIS IS PERFECT

I mean, I’m pretty moderate. I’ve voted for Democrats and I’ve voted for Republicans depending on who is running. This time, it’s straight ticket Democrat all the way. I’m sure I’m not the only one.

Re: the tbt to Dave Matthews. I bought a new (to me) car several months ago, so I had a free XM Radio subscription for 3 months. One of the things I learned is that apparently I HATE Dave Matthews. I found myself lunging for the radio dial whenever one of his songs came on the radio, and it surprised me a little. …