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Things I Learned Today: Ivanka was born October 30, 1981. That means that she turns 35 this month. As we all know, Trump thinks that being over 35 means you’re too old to be worth fucking. So I guess that’s a win, then?

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING VERY SIGNIFICANT: Ivanka turns 35 this month. Soon she’ll be too old to fuck!

I think we all know the reason for that.

That’s what I’m talking about! I had to seek shelter 4 times this tornado season—twice at work and twice at home. You do it that often, and it just becomes “normal.” You shrug your shoulders and figure it won’t hit you just like the last 10 didn’t hit you either. It’s amazing the things you can get used to!

Oh yes indeed.

I was going to check out his age after reading the comments. Thanks for saving me the time!

I know! It looks like they’re doing the Worst Duet Ever. The hand hand motion that Hillary has going on means that she’s going for the high note.

LOOK BEHIND YOU!

I know he was in a locker room! How, you ask? Because he was a high school star athlete before it was *mysteriously* determined that his heel spurs made him too disabled to serve in Vietnam. Somehow he managed to run just fine in sports though! Go figure. 

As a Hoosier, I’m really hoping this taints his career forever. I do NOT want to see him running in 2020.

It’s funny how different parts of the country have their things that are normal to them, but people from other parts are thinking “HOW CAN YOU LIVE LIKE THAT????!!!!” That’s how I feel when I see things about people in Florida being used to alligators just randomly showing up in their yards or wildfires, mudslides,

I know! I was once nearly blown off my grandma’s front porch . . . then we had to go to the basement because a tornado was coming. It was dumb, but I loved it!

Hey, no problem. Venting about stuff is what Saturday Night Social is for! (Well, that and crafting tips, beauty aids, and cute animal pictures.) I’m glad things are looking better in the morning and you’re thinking of ways to manage what’s going on now. You’ve made it through 17 years together so far, and I’m

Oh boy. That’s a hard one, since of course politics aren’t necessarily a deal breaker, but some of the attitudes behind politics can be. And the job thing, well, financial pressure is THE major cause of divorce. Sorry you’re going through this! Have you checked into free counseling, like with a local university or

That’s a good point. Of course, with the first one, I was kind of trolling him back because I saw him post something on Gizmodo about asking a question on Jezebel and waiting for the flames, so I thought I’d see just how much of a dick he really is. He ended up seeming more like the type that isn’t so much

Oh yeah, I’m sure he’s not the only one with his fingers in his ears not wanting to know about Pence. How else are they going to justify voting for the worst candidate in American History? If it makes you feel better, I’m going through the same nonsense with my own family. At least my brothers are with me and it’s

Yeah, I know. I just figure that it’s worth a shot every once in a while. I’m an educator, I have to believe that people can learn. (Of course, too many don’t want to, but even when it makes me sad, it feels good to try.)

It’s been a long, long time since I’ve been in DC, but I was surprised by how moved I was by the Lincoln memorial. The Washington monument was surprisingly great too. My parents really wanted to go to the top, so, whatever, I went but I’ve never been very into standing at the top of tall buildings and looking

Those are handy in case someone walking by has blood coming out of their wherever!

Oh yeah. The memories come flooding back, for sure. And I had two conversations with men on here that were . . . sad, I guess? Every once in a while I’ll try to engage with someone who doesn’t seem to get it, just to see if I can help make something click for them. Doesn’t work though. It’s under this thread if