This one actually makes my flesh crawl.

You know, my dad is far from perfect (in fact, there are a few things I haven’t quite let go of), but every article I read about Trump and his children makes me appreciate my dad more. Thanks for loving me the way a father is supposed to love his daughter, Dad! I can’t imagine the psychological toll this kind of…

Your avatar is making the same face I was making as I read this article.

Congratulations! I’m still (hopelessly) working on my dad and grandparents.

I didn’t realize until this moment that those pant-things are capes for your legs. I think that makes me like them more? But in a “I want to watch people walk in them because I love schadenfreude” kind of way.

The Oregon Trail is always relevant

I AM SO RELIEVED! I had no idea that my diplomas would protect me. I’m gonna have to hand my pepper spray down to a high-school student TODAY!

You can see my reply to someone else in this thread if you want.

Yes, yes. You’re smart and I’m dumb.

Well? WELL??????!!!!

I salute you!

That’s something to cling to.

I know that fame is different now, but it never ceases to amaze me when I hear about a person who has MILLIONS of followers and I’ve never heard of them.

Thanks! I’m saving this for next time.

What’s the title?

DAD, PLEASE DON’T GO WE SWEAR WE’LL BE GOOD.

I know! That was such a sweet photo.

Every time I post something about how sad I am to see the Obamas leave the White House, I look for a gif of someone desperately clinging to someone else’s ankles as they try to walk away. There has to be a gif for that, right? And yet I can’t find it :(

Somehow, I’m feeling even worse now that I know that they were playing when they got shot. How does anyone look at kids on a playground and start shooting? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

I AM SO JEALOUS OF HER SKIN. I am soooo pale, but I certainly don’t look like that. Way more splotchy and with a million moles. I’m telling myself that she’s wearing a ton of makeup, but it isn’t really helping.