Now I can’t decide whether to laugh or vomit. Maybe both?

When I was in college, my roommate and I would listen to movie soundtracks and classical music while studying so we wouldn’t get distracted by the lyrics. Last of the Mohicans was a favorite. I’ll never forget the day she turned to me and said, “You know, this will never be the soundtrack to our lives.” Now, I’m…

Love it!

That was perfection.

My favorite was the pursed-mouth-trying-not-to-laugh-at-this-fool look.

If you read this thread, you’ll see people talking about bananas, lox, a crock pot full of hot food, etc. This isn’t an “Asian food smells bad” thing, this is a “strong smells in a small space are bad” thing.

Please tell me you’re into creative writing. Or a compulsive liar.

Great, now my dream is to have your dream in my dreams.

I’m pretty sure it’s mostly people who shave their leg hair.

Apparently I sweat like a mf. I can’t imagine not washing my ENTIRE body while showering.

I thought the same thing!

I’m sorry that this will languish in the greys and will likely only be seen by me. Here’s a star.

Am I the only one who did a bit of a double take at the headline? I mean, shouting “Fuck ‘name of your rapist’” . . . it’s one of those moments when different definitions of the same word makes communication weird.

I’m glad you were able to do that. And I’ve got my fingers crossed that it DOES haunt him. It certainly should, though if he was the kind of person who would torment a child, he would have had to do a lot of personal growth in the meantime for his actions to bother him now.

Hell, even Wisconsin has “The People’s Republic of Madison,” as my Dad likes to call it.

Holy shit. I’m so sorry that happened to you! The thought of a racist Montessori school teacher is blowing my mind. 

What do you think about Montessori schools? I do think that kids spend too much time sitting still in school, especially when they’re young. I didn’t realize that Montessori schools usually have mixed-grade classrooms though. I can imagine it would be particularly tough for a kid with ADD.

Yeah, that was a record-scratch moment for me. Preeeeety sure that racist assholes aren’t just a flyover state problem.

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. I CAN DIE NOW.

Open plan schools were designed by people who supposedly knew a lot about education yet knew NOTHING about children. I remember learning about it in my Educational Psychology class in college and laughing because it had to be a lame joke thought up by my professor. But no,there were people who apparently thought…