I made a skirt like this in the 90’s. I wonder if it’s in my parents’ attic . . .

I was thinking the same thing. Chile better watch its back when this kid grows up. Time to build an empire!

One word of caution, from my patents’ experience: check carefully on the flooding thing. My patents’ house has never flooded in the 25+ years they’ve owned it, but they didn’t find out until it was too late that since it’s located in an area that is allegedly prone to flooding, their mortgage company made them get…

I feel your pain. I try to feel flattered, but really, I just want to be seen as an adult.

Please tell me you’re making that up.

That was my first thought too. It sounds like the start of a story that ends, “and she was never seen again.”

Forget the wedding dress. I want this one! I’ll wear it for all my formal occasions.

Are we sure these are all the same dress? How did the bows move from under the bust to on top of the shoulder? That’s not just caused by different body types.

This is the best response!

I mean, that country version of Gin and Juice makes me laugh, but that’s not the same thing as saying it’s GOOD.

This was my first thought too!

... Prooving once again that, just because you’re a member of an oppressed group, that doesn’t mean you won’t do your best to oppress someone else, given half a chance.

I assumed it had to be some dumb joke, but no. It’s real, and Jezebel posted it. The hypocrisy, it’s killing me.

It’s like when I was watching a travel show with my dad and we watched drunken German men in lederhosen dance like idiots on a bar. Dad turns to me and says, “Just goes to show there are hillbillies everywhere.” True, Dad. True.

I’m just a bit younger than Chelsea, and the way people talked about her really made an impact on me. I felt so bad for her, and angry on her behalf. That shit was not OK.

I also wondered if they ran the test more than once per kid. I’ve been teaching Sunday school with 2-year olds for 20+ years. I can tell you that confident, happy children who usually run right into the room and start playing will sometimes go through a clingy, inconsolable phase. Then a few weeks later, they’re…

I still have my canvas bag that came with one of the books! It says, “I like to read.” I use it often.

I barely even looked at the baby—I was too distracted by my jealousy of people who can wear yellow :(

WHY DON’T THEY JUST RAISE THE SEAT?? WHY??

If I was sure that the women who used the toilet before me didn’t hover-pee, I wouldn’t use seat covers either :(