1 - Rules for 2-person spades: Player 1 takes the card off the top of the deck. He has two options: discard it and then draw and keep the 2nd card, or keep the 1st and then look at and discard the 2nd. Player 2 does the same. They alternate back and forth until each player has 13 cards. Then bid and play.

Dragonflies need to be way higher because: 1 - they eat the shit out of mosquitoes and 2 - they’re fucking beautiful

You have to BE hot first in order to STAY hot. Headline self-fail.

It IS a big deal because it causes them pain when they walk. This lasts the rest of their life. We just put down our 21 year old cat last month; he had been declawed before we got him and even though he was pretty mobile up until the end, his front paws were very sensitive and even us rubbing them caused him pain.

At first I thought this was a reference to the early days of the Michael Bradley criticism.

Except that: A - you’re wrong about his rebounding in Minnesota. He was a straight-up monster on the boards, especially the offensive boards. And B - He’s actually above-average at defending (according to 538 and basketball reference)

I call bullshit on this entire story. Zero chance that you had reserved seats on Delta and some unpaid baby took one of them.

I think it’s this: