That’s actually a meat that they sell so there’s no need for an analogy.

I don’t think they’re going to Vegas in a “down on my luck, nothing left to lose” way. More in a “haven’t been relevant in 30 years so I guess I’ll do a residency at the MGM” way.

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

Directly converting car prices is extremely misleading, and Jalopnik should stop it immediately.

It looks like a Golf, which is one of the best selling cars in the world in the last 45 years. How much more normal does it have to be?

The same place as anyone down on their luck with nothing left to lose, VEGAS BABY.

I had a car like that in high school. It didn’t start its life out all multicolored, though...

I was about to say “ok, now we are talking, I’ll take mine in teal and finally get to stop hating on VAG” (who lost me as a long-time Audi customer for many reasons, not the least of which was Dieselgate), but then I unsurprisingly discovered they won’t offer in US and so I say once more...

You’re welcome.

I dig it. Between this and the Honda e coupe the US is getting shafted, chums.

Any production car that I can get in teal or seafoam I am in.

They don’t have the density yet to compete on delivery. The only Blaze near me is at the upscale mall and it would take them 15 minutes just to get out of the parking lot, let alone actually deliver to your house. I’d be shocked if they could get one to me in under an hour from an online order.

Nothing’s going to happen to him unless he’s caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

Hmm, it’s almost like the children of shitty people become shitty people. Who’d have thunk it?

You must be morally bankrupt to make a comment like that.

Any time you’ve got a Hall of Fame guy that doesn’t dress, man, it’s a slap in the face. switch across the balls.

Derrius can handle those 12.

Absorbed Glass Mat battery is basically constructed as its name implies. Instead of an aqueous sulfuric acid solution sloshing around (a.k.a. Flooded battery) with lead plates, the fiberglass mats in between the plates absorb the acid. The fiberglass, or whatever similar proprietary blend of mat materials there are,…

Pour a little rum in it, that’s my answer for everything...