I’m saving that leopard seal one on all my devices for the next time I find a thread about how cute seals are.

That’s actually a meat that they sell so there’s no need for an analogy.

Please have her investigation agency under the parent company of Alias Investigations, ing same building as Howard the Duck and Jennifer Walters.

See, now you fucked this up for me, cause now I want Margaret Qualley for this. So thanks, I guess. 

We’re talking about a franchise with two Sherlocks, two Watsons and two Hannibals.

Then the Punisher saved Michael Cera!

Remember when Michael Cera beat up the Human Torch, Captain America, the Atom, and Superman in the same movie, and his ex was Captain Marvel?

Expand it to include DC characters, too, and the plot of Scott Pilgrim gets pretty great. “So, Huntress used to date Captain America.... And then she dated Superman, but after they broke up, Superman started dating Captain Marvel and they started a band together?”

Would Mahershala Ali and Alfre Woodard also count?

Add Michael B. Jordan to that list.

She just had to team up with Iron Monger to do it.

SONY: We’re taking Spider-man away.

I mean that’s pretty much pitch perfect right?

I don’t think they’re going to Vegas in a “down on my luck, nothing left to lose” way. More in a “haven’t been relevant in 30 years so I guess I’ll do a residency at the MGM” way.

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY

The same place as anyone down on their luck with nothing left to lose, VEGAS BABY.

They don’t have the density yet to compete on delivery. The only Blaze near me is at the upscale mall and it would take them 15 minutes just to get out of the parking lot, let alone actually deliver to your house. I’d be shocked if they could get one to me in under an hour from an online order.

Nothing’s going to happen to him unless he’s caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

Hmm, it’s almost like the children of shitty people become shitty people. Who’d have thunk it?

4. Move to New Zealand and pull up the drawbridge when things get really bad.