Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.

You do a very good impression of a neo-Nazi. Could be a full-time gig.

If you want to give money to military charities, the only two that provide anything worthwhile are the American Legion (they help disabled veterans file claims with the VA and act as their advocate in the process) and the Disabled American Veterans (the same, and they also provide a van service to get disabled…

The worst drivers IMO can be summed up as the ones that have no idea they even did anything wrong.

Welcome to DC, where the local media would rather lose access to the president than the NFL franchise.

Hard to pay attention to that when your field of vision is reduced by the sight of a LIDAR gun.

In theory, Snyder could pit different jurisdictions in the area against each other, but Maryland isn’t going to pay for another stadium while FedEx Field is still there, there’s no room in Fairfax or Arlington Counties and no one wants to go to Loudoun (nevermind that publicly financing a stadium in Virginia is…

More believable than those commercials purporting he drove a fucking Dodge Dart

This list is pretty good, but the most obvious one that was missed is the “driver who cannot admit they made a mistake and always blames someone else.” When they fuck up, no matter how small, they look for somebody else to blame for the problem.

This opens into another problem - drivers that are too polite. Most traffic patters, signs, laws, etc exist for a reason - if you have the right of way and traffic is flowing well, don’t slow down or stop to wave me through. Just let traffic flow, I’ll eventually be bale to turn. I live on a 4-lane road and have to…

kinja ninja is a troll. do not engage. just flag and dismiss.

It’ll be awesome when an AI replacement for Hannity tells listeners how only immigration and outsourcing, not automation, are taking jobs from Americans.

The best is when people you know talk about how “productive” they are and feel the need to be “productive” on their days off from work, because if they aren’t actively accomplishing something then they are a failure.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

When the basis of your argument is to side with multi-billion dollar corporations over the working family, you’ve probably chosen the wrong side.

“What’s the best way to deal with paternity?

I took 3 months of unpaid paternity leave when my son was born in 2007, and it was probably the most important 3 months of my life.

THIS !

Pet cleaning, rinsing a specific area if you have really bad water pressure, massaging a sore muscle if you have really good water pressure, masturbation.

Pet cleaning, rinsing a specific area if you have really bad water pressure, massaging a sore muscle if you have…