Good. NZ is where all the rich have bought land for when they ruin the planet. Let that nation be packed with shitty acupuncturists.

Gruden is the puckered asshole you get the next day from the horsey sauce.

5-7AM on the strip is terrifying and beautiful.

I watched a lot of classic movies as a kid, so it felt like jokes written 40 years earlier were written for me.

Careful, that way lies Christmas Specials.

And then 3 years later, it shows up again.

I didn’t realize there was a Pretty Woman prequel where she falls in love with a car.

I visit your house a lot. I try to make respectful comments, and I have had some amazing discussions with wonderful people here.

Killed over gods or fight over laundry?

In the mean time, those of us with mental disabilities are more than able to decide whether or not we can be offended without needing to be told we are demanding purity testing, you little shit.

This was the “Grab her by the pussy” moment in the disabled community. If you voted for him after this...

Remember when Howard Dean had to drop out of the race for whooping into a microphone?

“I shouldn’t have lauged at that. In retrospect, that was an offensive moment to an already disadvantaged people, and I an deeply sorry. I will take a look at the rhetoric used at my speeches.”

You talkin’ to me?

The Question of Katie Eder.

Hey! GOP men like GILFS too. Nalin’ Palin’ was a huge porno.

This is the Sarah Sanders article, not the Felicity Huffman article.

Bless your heart, you think the Midwest is where we weaponized niceness?

What speech to text do you use?

The Red Foreman generation. Grew up during rationing and could build or fix anything.