Too many rich white people have End of the World property in NZ to let Bolton attack them.

It really is like arguing with my FIL. Another mediocre white dude who got a free college degree and worked his ass off building his shoddy business because he is too stupid to hire a manager.

I did Pulp’s Common People like William Shatner and the bar went nuts.

I wonder why so many of these Christian Athletes ™ have trouble with the word, “NO.” I sure as hell never consented to talk to them when they would accost me in the cafeteria when I was trying to eat and convert me.

He was a tremendously decent human being as a player rep when he surrounded himself with a sexual assaulter, Tom Brady, and Jeff Saturday and tried to gain exemptions for himself and the 3 others from being franchised tagged ever again before offering to sign the new CBA.

The multiple books he sells only in Christian bookstores leads me to believe he knows.

“I have never given my wife an orgasm.”

I was all ready to do that, and then our local coach DJ Durkin went and killed a kid.

And no idea how to drive.

Drew Magary and Eliot Segal from Eliot in the Morning both hate the Panthers with a depth that I cannot understand. Eliot won’t even read the score of their games when they win. It is just weird that two big media guys in the area are so pissy about them.

JOEY PANTS IS BACK, BABY!!!

This was fun as hell. This beauty showed what is great about the connections we make in fandom and is doing it in such an entertaining way in what is usually such a dank hole of the internet.

I shut my mother the hell up when I told her something similar about her father and the US Navy.

How is that different than The Purge?

I would buy that person an ice cream cone.

The final dig about how these bible thumping morons only vote or care about women they want to bang, rather than who have anything of value to say, was goddamn brilliant.

That cult started LOOOOOOOONG before pOTUS.

Seeing both of them in Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 was just weird. Like, who was trying to make sure their pre-MAGA moron buddies stayed employed.

That is why the NRA pays to upgrade ranges with the stipulation they will require an NRA membership to use them.

No, most liberals that I know that own guns don’t buy the high end fetish versions. Just a few for hunting and the range.