We had the meanest motherfucking old deaf guy always come into my Starbucks, on a college campus, during the busiest times and ask about the same shit every day.

This just became my new happy place.

I’m not going to try to get too nerdy about it, but this to me shows why the script needed another pass. I think much like Dr. Strange, great cast and there were some good ideas that just needed another polish.

If Under Armor didn’t go for this, you should realize it is a bad idea.

Because for some people, the promise of eternal life is more important than a white person not spitting on you.

When she remembers the crash with Lawson at the beginning, she sees Talos holding the gun. When she gets her memories back, it is Jude Law.

I hope you bought her a nice bottle of wine.

Tell your friend she’s a punk for not making her own bullets.

That is terrifyingly clever.

I mean, for those of us who grew up before the internet, this is just the same shit we saw every day.

This explains why the Norse God curriculum charter school closed after the first semester.

That explains why I can’t wear condoms.

*Spoiler*

My wife has banned me from parent teacher functions.

Would you rather be Edward Scissorhands for life, or eat your weight in hot dogs in three days?

This is always the answer.

Or Surtur.

Très bien.

Alton Brown lets his hair down and enjoys a drink.

So he stole Cam Newton’s hat?