Because for some people, the promise of eternal life is more important than a white person not spitting on you.

When she remembers the crash with Lawson at the beginning, she sees Talos holding the gun. When she gets her memories back, it is Jude Law.

Put Wakanda in Florida. PUT WAKANDA IN FOLRIDA!

I want Marvel to say eff it and make a Night Monkey: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. movie with Tom Holland so bad.

Well I wear my watch to use as a silent alarm, so no.

I hope you bought her a nice bottle of wine.

Tell your friend she’s a punk for not making her own bullets.

That is terrifyingly clever.

I mean, for those of us who grew up before the internet, this is just the same shit we saw every day.

This explains why the Norse God curriculum charter school closed after the first semester.

That explains why I can’t wear condoms.

*Spoiler*

My wife has banned me from parent teacher functions.

Would you rather be Edward Scissorhands for life, or eat your weight in hot dogs in three days?

This is always the answer.

Or Surtur.

Très bien.

Alton Brown lets his hair down and enjoys a drink.

So he stole Cam Newton’s hat?

Yeah, that’s probably it.