Mother Theresa was a fucking monster, so this is a pretty accurate comparison.

What if your name is Mac?

If we don’t tax their billions, maybe they will donate a few million.

I don’t understand why these whiny pricks don’t move to Somalia if they want to live with zero regulations.

This is the strangest goddamn baby aspirin dispenser I have ever seen.

That’s a wet fart.

When I grew up I was the first class at my high school where guns weren’t allowed on a gun rack in the student parking lot. A friend used to have early dismissal during deer season and everyone had their gear with them. No one was shot.

Man these are great.

May I interest you in a used Volvo?

This really has been a great year for people who masturbate to pain.

Huh, I thought she was 28.

I mean, if they call NASCAR drivers athletes...

If only Pablo Escobar had been born white.

I’m sure there is a loophole, but the drivers owuld still have to be employees of someone.

Good lord. He really is the American Clarkson. He even got the potentially racist joke in as well.

What in Jupiter are you talking about?

No, because many states have laws where a temp employee cannot be hired out to a company indefinitely. Eventually the company has to hire the temp full time.

Trump Steaks.

He left Marissa Tomei single. Ya know, I am kinda wondering how that stupid bastard didn’t claw himself back from Death’s door.