What is it like not to care about anything or anyone?

And new fathers were right there with you missing their children.

Why are you blaming the parents and not the employer? I promise we don’t meet with management in secret just to screw with you.

Shouldn’t we be more focused on smokers who get 10 minutes of fresh air every hour while we are stuck at a desk (or whatever). They are just a net negative.

Company thinks you can pick up the slack. Pregnant mothers and expecting fathers know we’re f##king you and are sorry.

Breast augmentation and botox don’t keep humanity chugging along. Pregnancy is the creation of life to drive our species forward. Not liposuction.

Yes, and god forbid you complaint to HR that your manager doesn’t believe in the perfect employee, so no one can ever get 5s. Even when they are necessary to promotion. So you literally cannot move up in your region or be insulated from layoffs.

New York is waiting for the day he walks away from office and loses his federal judicial protection.

For a church that promotes confession...

And how has that worked out for us?

I live in Maryland, so that would be a step up and we have them all over the place.

Heck. 90% of car owners probably have an extra 100 to 150 pounds of stuff in their cars and don’t notice performance changes from it.

But air weighs nothing.

I freely admit I hate the 3rd door for purely OCD reasons but love it for the practicality.

I’ve seen enough flaws in God’s work where I still want to see some references and reviews.

My last car sales guy treated me way better than my family ever did.

This explains why you came back so upset after your therapist.

It isn’t legal in NC, so he can’t talk about it in the open like Drew does on Deadspin.

That would be a hysterical race to watch.

That would explain why The American is at the wheel.