DOOM pulls a Mysterio.

And it gives Disney their own Star Trek with no IP issues.

This is how you open The Fantastic Four movie. 30 minutes in the 60's and then KANG ATTACKS!

Wait, WHAT?

Fucking coffee on the screen...

Just so ugly.

I was thinking Shove by L7 would have been perfect.

Except it will be used for data collection to sell, all while pretending to be a benefit for the consumer.

Bring back Val Kilmer’s henchman.

She’s the girl in the scene with Just A Girl who isn’t just a girl. Right?

I was told by a theater years ago that if I wore Spider-Man silly string launchers they would not press charges if I used them to dissuade people talking on the phone.

Then stay home.

Nothing.

And did the baby blow up?

The Cleetus tag at the end made me dislike the movie after finding it generally enjoyable for the first 130ish minutes.

Made this not 20 minutes ago for a completely different article on Deadspin, but it works here too.

The No Fun League name is becoming more appropriate every year.

Yes! I love those. I was just thinking the mix of electric and mechanical. But those show you don’t need “Berrrrrrrr, Burrrrrrrr, Birrrrrr.” to make a great vehicle action sequence.

LOL.