For some reason, even people n theit 60's never understood when I said voting for Hillary was the Republican vote. Voting for Trump was the party vote.

I wish we were livestock.

It worked in the 80's, which I’m pretty sure is when pOTUS thinks he is.

It will always be bullshit that Michael Rubin is not the owner of the Carolina Panthers.

All three of these statements are true.

Prematurely horrified by how Florida Man will take this threat to his indecency.

It is just easier to say “Southern Republican.”

I don’t have a gif handy where they laugh and vomit, but that is my response here.

I love that she twisted the joke from Seinfeld about ending your show with the joke you started it on.

Was a Panthers fan when the draft was held there. Eagles fans were insanely nice to me.

In state vs out of state requirements?

HOW THE BRIGHT FUCK DO YOU GET 87 GRAND IN WELFARE IN ONE YEAR?!?!

We’re gonna stay here with your dad, Doug.

Why can’t I re-star this when I scroll back up? I can only star it once. MY RIGHTS!!! SPlinter hates the 1st Amendment.

This is some first rate sarcasm.

I will never not call it National.

Hey man, can you help me get an acting gig? No?

Regan hated black people so much I think we can safely assume he had a black son.

To be fair, most of the people driving these luxotruks are too busy worrying about icky gays and women breeding on schedule to worry about those of us laughing at their stupid truck.

Because you are driving a giant ass road hog that gets shit mileage. You make a mistake and it goes from bad in a car to catastrophic in a giant ass putzdozer.