They’re probably on a desktop file on his computer, or on a cloud server he has a shortcut link for.

They cannot wrap their head around that type of thinking. It is a completely alien mindset that should be kept in a cage until dead.

Man, I remember this sweater I got at Chess King...

Long division makes that m####r f####r feel unsafe.

“I strenuously object?” Is that how it works? Hm? “Objection.” “Overruled.” “Oh, no, no, no. No, I STRENUOUSLY object.” “Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider.”

An early introduction to the collected works of Doug Marlette gave me the same education of the 70's and 80's.

Bringing in Michael Ian Black early was a good move. Sadly, they too are a husk of their former selves.

In US American football terms, this is like the New Orleans Saints being coached by John Fox. 

Whole generation of fuckin’ Prots.

Nat and Clint would have been friends, and essentially family, for nearly 20 years (10 year MCU + 5 years into the future + ~5 years prior history) at that point. How is that a stretch for you?

Yes, I’m going to out my family thru that to make a point that will be missed.

Trumpnation without representation.

In the first two paragraphs, you use the word “shit” three times.

I think Joss is done with the MCU. 

Nikki Haley.

You could have had a cushy senate seat, but you had to Beto the bed.

I too learned something new today.

This is what every young athlete should be forced to drive.

Swamps are useful and good for the environment. The only reason a real estate developer would want to drain one is to put up condos.