AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

To be fair, Walton confirmed that story but forgot 20 minutes later and took off to get a Doritos Loco Taco.

See Obamacare.

I save it for those who deserve it.

Gantt was the best thing ever to happen to Charlotte and NC.

Dude, we can’t be terrorists. We’re white.

It is one of the hardest, yet most freeing things in the world, to let go of NFL season tickets.

I have a ton of empathy. None for junkies who leave kids behind.

A luxury car is like a luxury anything else. You spend more on it because you can and for exclusivity. If the masses can get their hands on it (new), it is no longer luxury. It is just nice, or good, or even an exceptional value, but it is no longer luxury.

Mazda’s have/had? that solo dial as well. I would not consider them Lux.

I hung an 8-Track of the Grease soundtrack on my rear view at the time to make the same point.

I had a Kia service department lie about breaking and replacing my drivers window (I noticed the sticker was different when I picked it up) untill I reached under the seat and pulled out a bloody hand and glass. The assholes didn’t even vacuum the car to clean up their mess..

It is because rental companies have contracts with dealerships. The dealerships keep less fleet cars insured on their lots and rental companies get more cars to rent and depreciate.

Those are frigging genius.

My wife learned to drive in Maryland. I feel your pain.

The Devil has enough advocates. Look for a less crowded profession.

And now there is an Instagram culture dedicated to designing and photographing beautiful gowns for birthday cakes.

There’s a gay fetish for it. Saline injected into the sack.

Cam Newton can do all that stuff and the NFL still hates him.

“Root for laundry” is a Seinfeld joke.