Kelly Atlas is my new hero! Such heroic. Much brave.

Meh, maybe a little jelly, but not off. I am not against cosmetic work, if I ever have the time and money, there are a few procedures I would consider having done. She made herself look like an entirely different person and it is strange. Her body, her money, her choices. Saying that she made herself look like…

SEEN ALL FOUR, ALL MAGICAL.

Should this happen in America, I hope the spud would be disposed of properly.

I actually [have] been thinking about it a lot this week because I sent an email to somebody who I had known at that time who knew the guy who had perpetrated the act. ...

. . . what I've learned [is] it's unnecessary to go to the most popular restaurant in the world when you have a scandal on your head and then get mad that someone's going to take a picture of you. That's your fault boo boo. Stay in the house.

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Oh goody, if Kylie Jenner wants to be the next Kylie Jenner, I call dibs on being the current Kylie Jenner!! Hello mansion, money, pool, and enough hair extensions to make wigs for a small country.

The art? *pat, pat* It's ok, friend, just pull a crazy straw out of one of those goofy centerpieces she's made and have a drink.

Sometimes I think that too! But then I remember she was on MTV a while ago being so damn earnest about what she's doing with her music and image. This art thing has me back at "she's fucking with us, right?" but I dunno. Whatever it is, many of the youths are indulging in it. So she's doing alright for herself either…

I foresee a few more years of these shenanigans. Then eventually she'll confess to having had a severe addiction issue, seek help, make a country comeback where she's "getting back in touch with her roots", then settle down and give Billy Ray some achey breaky grandbabies.

Because things always work out when you have your ducks lined up in a row like that!

I think I would like Scotland, I am not see-thru, but the sun always manages to give me nasty burns. I'm tired of it, no sun for a while.

I can't imagine it would be anything but warm tuna salad.

http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/store/jump/pro… It is still available here.

My picnic nightmare? Blonde Nicholas Cage taking me to this picnic and trying to feed me tuna salad off of a spoon he has had in his mouth.