No need. Just say every unit of Big Macs they sell are profitable.

I am a car person whose friends are not car people. I generally don’t bore them with car stuff unless they ask about something in particular.

Banwala declined to provide any photographic evidence from the summit or even give the names of the four Sherpas who allegedly helped them to the top

I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

Why? The University of Washington is superior in every way. (this being a large exception)

Sorry, Wisconsin is actually called University of Wisconsin-Madison, where UW is just University of Washington.

Naw, its always U-Dub. We would never elect Scott Walker. 

I may be behind the times on the terms, but isn’t insertion of the penis without consent called... Rape?

I didn’t even know they had laws in Florida.

I can’t even begin to imagine the level of entitlement required to demand (!) a stranger leave a public place because I, personally, find their appearance unappealing. How do you live in the world with that level of narcissism?

Your Tesla couldn’t even make 100k without needing a $30k battery pack?  That’s pathetic.

It didn't work for Kim and Kanye

And yes I’m allowed to use that analogy having been raped at the age of 19.

He’s a billionaire. They banned him for a year and fined him $500k. That’s less than what he made from the start of the 2nd half until he got kicked out. I hope the union has a fucking field day with this shit in the negotiations for the next CBA.

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

At this point, the easiest thing for the Warriors to do is just buy the knob out of his shares.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

Yeah, that’s exactly what she’s saying: that the reporters absolutely knew who he was and chose not to report it.

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.