Speak for yourself. I can shoot the wings off a fly from 10 feet.

Can we talk about the bigger issue regarding gendered restrooms?

Drake is what he is. You want to read about the real Raptors fan, then here is a thread for you

That is like dating a dude because the pretty women won’t talk to you.

Shall I compare thee to a 240z?

This just in:

I feel like this needs to be a note attached to every single one of these workplace harassment stories:

No lawyer would take such an insurmountable case.  (OK, I tried)

“The Death Zone” is what we now call the period from 1/20/2017 to present.

I don’t think you people understand the impact this can have on a person.

I’m not sure about the relative quality of the Nepalese judicial system, but I’m guessing even there you can’t sue a mountain.

Dude's a doctor.  Not a necromancer.

What treatment do you recommend the doctor administer to the dead woman?

I mean...

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

I will leave a grocery store if the lines are too long.

It’s the one that can fully open their throat and swallow no gagging, correct?

Everyone welcome Tony Romo to Deadspin!

Even Detroit Lions QB Matt Stafford, from all the way in Palm Beach, was trying to show up Rodgers