In two months, the Chiefs are going to cut him, as they should do right the fuck now, and he’ll be “suspended.” Then someone will sign him on the cheap and he’ll be playing by week 6.

The Browns are going to be stacked this year. 

Yeah, I think you have that backwards.

... a fourth-line pest is stuck inside the body of that 100-point man.

Will somebody please put out a public service announcement about selling cars, especially expensive ones?...

All 8,000 miles were at night so the owner couldn’t be identified driving this disaster. CP unless you work night shift.

I also heard it only flies to the left.

Top speed of 35mph, for those wondering (all of us).

That’s weird. The poll looks alright to me. Are you using one of those new folding phones? 

Pfft. Every 20 year old Honda in Dorchester has wings that big.

Interesting battery mount.

Or some cities get screwed in the playoffs and then get screwed when their team relocates to a redneck state.

I don’t know about that. Yea, maybe the call was too severe. But I just can’t get past the fact that the Knights were the ones who gave up 4 power play goals not to mention blowing a 3-1 series lead. It never should have gotten to a game 7. I’ve seen tons of teams kill off a 5 minute major. I’ve seen tons of teams try…

Yes, it’s an unusual injury from a cross-check. But if a cross-check results in a serious injury, the player who committed the violation needs to be ejected. That’s the chance a player takes when he puts another player in peril by committing a penalty.

That’s a $3k Jeep that someone is asking $8k for.

Honest question, when did Wrangler prices become batshit insane? $10k for a 40 year old, 100k mile example is in the “maybe, maybe not range”?

The worst penalty that a guy like Kraft can receive is release of that video so if I am the prosecutor and a fan of creative sentencing/vigilante justice, I drop the case today which activates condition (C):

Somehow I don’t think Ariana Grande’s performance (or even her entire career) will share a legacy anywhere near the magnitude of Beyoncé’s either.

She’s so tiny, a key lime would’ve been more appropriate I mean honestly

William Barr will shortly be holding a press conference explaining that since no murders actually took place, no crime was committed and these girls can continue terrorizing the world around them as god and the constitution intended.