This is a once-in-a-lifetime prank call opportunity.

My bet is LaVar Ball honestly thinks he is in contention for the job.

National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

Surely you’re not including falconry?  

I have an idea: how about if NASCAR changed the rules so that you can only use cars that are actually available in showrooms, with no modifications allowed other than cages / fire suppression systems?

Hey look! Another reason to not like NASCAR!

$32k to get compliments on my Volvo? No thanks.

I’m baffled that USC is ~such~ a feather in a parent’s cap. Yeah, it’s a good school but am I undervaluing it?

A couple of years after the shock of its styling had worn off

Oh come now. The review is not in any way “glowing.” It’s 90% side-eye about being prevented from visiting the restaurant disguised behind an ever so slight amount of praise for what food she was able to get her hands on. It’s a civilized airing of grievances at best, and certainly not in any way useful information…

I mean you said it yourself.

This is completely different. They aren’t banning her for her protected class (which is what the sit ins were about).

Raskin said she was banned after giving one of Panella’s restaurants an otherwise positive 3.5-star review, when the owner took offense to observations about a hard-to-read menu and the lack of vegetable options.

This is the greatest article I've ever read in my life. I am 36 years old.

In the world of automotive toys, $55oo isn’t much ask.  This is crazy enough I’d say it’s a fair price.  Fly your freak flag high, give zero fucks, and NP. 

Geez man, Have a sense of humor. Or is your copious soy intake causing your humor glands to shrivel and die?

Vegans have lost the right to comment on the quality and flavor of food for all time.

AH: Well first off, a hot dog is gross

But no, I think of a hot dog as flat, and a sandwich as round.

There is no information that would make this a NP. Hell, even if the seller said that $20,000 of gold is included, I’d still vote CP because who the hell knows what the seller did to that gold based on this monstrosity of a vehicle — probably melted down $5000 of gold, then poured it over some lead bricks.