Why do you have to drag Seattle into this? We hate people like her up here!

This coming from someone who refers to others as “cuck, fattie, and retard” in their other posts. Trolling Seahawks fans seems like such low hanging fruit for a literary genius like you.

Crack Pipe

Except for the fact that the company that runs our public bus system in Seattle is called Metro...

I can’t get past the curtains!

COTD!

She’s already married to a fellow conservative trash human.

This should be COTD.

The origin of the sport is organized crime, aka bootleggers running moonshine. They need to embrace their outlaw heritage and make it a no holds barred type of racing! Everything goes in the new and improved NASCAR!

Taxing the candy of a child is a great learning lesson. One of the best lessons my father taught me, was that life is not fair. He hammered this home in many ways, but the candy tax at Halloween was prime learning time for me!

No matter how many times I watch video of rally cars, I’m always amazed by the morons that choose to film from the outside of a high speed corner.

Thank you for this!

I’ve just read all of Banana’s books and you are so right!

I loved Black Sails and wish they hadn’t ended it. However, he was never a very good actor on it.

This is similar to asking your server what their favorite item is on the menu, ordering that item, and then wanting to be comped when you don’t like it. It is a ridiculous question to me and one that offers zero insight into anything other than the server’s preference. Maybe they hate something you love, maybe they…

Seriously, I came here for an article on starting an ebola business, and now I’m leaving sad.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I side with the Russian on this one. I love seeing someone call Dana out on his BS. 

We all came to say the same thing. PAC-12 officiating has always been a joke and something like this is no surprise at all.

I’m hoping one of them finds my pager behind the couch cushion and gets a hold of me *911!

I blame the parents of millennials. This is a direct result of everyone being special and getting participation trophies.