"….and begin preparation for a tongue-to-ass meeting (meaning Trump on his knees that is)." would be more accurate.

We did not expect him to be stupid enough to act on his promises though…

Can we be absolutely certain that the latest of Trump's executive orders isn't the cause of death ?
Like a part in "The Witcher III" (Hearts of Stone expansion)…

I guess you're right. He might even get a medal for patriotism or something ><".

When the USSR was about to disband, Gorbatchev warned basically everyone that Russia and its soon-to-be-ex-satellite states would become fairly chaotic, and that support would then be needed. No one cared.
All the state-owned industries went to young capitalist sharks (Russia, in the late 90's, was the country which…

Thus a major terrorist attack perpetrated by an inbred, unemployed, far-right-sympathyzing, Trump-voting middle-aged white skinned hillbilly might be the best outcome (of the terrorist attack part of it all can't be avoided).
They would wage war on those who elected them ! Perfect plan !

I vaguely remember a tragic historical event beginning a little like that, and something about an archduke being assassinated.
What happened after that ?

I'll quote a line from an episode of "The Shield" (a dead man, genitals cut off, a tech tells the detective the genitals have been cut post mortem, a female detective asks "Is that better or worse ?", and the male detective answers…..)

Do we start insurrections now or de we wait until "America" is great again a bit more ?

Not sure we have enough condoms for that ! Ôo

Not yet. Now we just need for Roman Polanski to be appointed as secretary for education or something.
Then we'll be aces !

Is there a hotline to call Gandalf to the rescue ?
Though I doubt The Donald, Commenter in Chief, would then turn into something even remotely as awesome as Bernard Hill's Theoden…Ôo

The Donald, Commenter in Chief, who was supposed to be that "greatest negociator of all negociators", failed to even meet to negociate with the president of Mexico.
That's like saying "I negociated so well with the bartender ! All drinks for free !……….except I never went into the bar per se…".

He will then proceed to use acts of vandalism perpetrated in his hotels all over the world to start new "wars on terrorism" everywhere.

Well……ok, fine !

That implies he has one. Jury's still out on that one ! ^^

When was the last time an Iranian national commited a large-scale crime on US soil ? I honestly can't recall…

Too bad sheer stupidity is not unconstitutional ! ^^

He certainly just gave more fodder and ground for anti-US warmongering propaganda…

Meltdown after meltdown, maybe he then commits suicide ?