Goop can sing extremely well! Saw her do Sexual Healing at the Brass Monkey Bar in Los Angeles, a long time ago. Woman has pipes. Serious pipes. I seriously have no hate for that woman, especially after that drunken night. She’s whatever, .... But I’d go see her sing!!!!

OMG APPLE IS SO BIG AND LOOKS JUST LIKE HER MOM!!!!!

Have you met Jessamina? Everything she says is creepily hostile and weird. See: Every Kardashian article ever.

You mean, you projecting your own feelings of inadequacy and self-loathing onto a child? Yeah, we can all see what you’re commenting on.

Weird thing to say

For real, it’s like Gwyneth just spit her out. Total Mini-Gwyn.

Heard that a lot growing up, did ya?

The Blythe Danner female offspring appearance gene is clearly very dominant. Gwyneth looks just like her mother and now Apple looks just like her mother and grandmother.

It’s honestly eery how much Apple looks like her mom when she was younger.

Nah, his bid died weeks ago. These are the gases released from the cadaver after rigor mortis begins to set in.

I had to take a class and pass a test to get licensed.