I only smoke the finest artisnal kush. It’s jolly good whilst selling the wares of my mustache and beard wax sandwich cart.

That poor kid and his poor sisters, who were basically just told via major news outlets that they’re not good enough.

I died.

I paid some lady put braids in my hair the last few days of my honeymoon in the Bahamas because the ladies on the beach wouldn’t fucking leave me alone asking to braid my hair every day, and I thought why not. Such a mistake. My scalp got sunburned in between the braids, which then peeled off in long strips. Cultural…

I love Yvette Nicole Brown’s response to this “trend” so I’ll just leave this here

final proof that Marvel Universe is better than DC Universe

She reminds me of my MIL. When anyone finally calls her narcissistic bullshit and throws up their hands finally and just says “Enough. I’m done.” she practically throws herself to the ground like a toddler and wails “But what about MEEEEEEEE?! You don’t love meeeeee!”

I can’t help thinking that part of Madonna’s emotional breakdown is her inability to control her son and the situation. I believe she is heartbroken but it’s not out of the question for a teenage boy to want to live with his Dad, yet you would think by her reaction that he was kidnapped by a crazy cult. Her behavior…

That ring is freakin’ massive. (it looks like a round?)

sweet jesus the gravitational pull of that rock is going to destroy her left arm

This is exactly how I eat them. It is infallibly the correct way.

And with Nina Simone, the case has been made, convincingly imo, that her looks are actually quite relevant, from a political and artistic standpoint.

How much funnier would it have been if she was a scientist and Melissa McCarthy was the streetwise subway worker? I would be so impressed 😭

For the love of all that’s holy and unholy, avoid the comment sections on Facebook & Youtube. Masculinity so fragile.

AND, by taking this role, Zoe is contributing to the problem by occupying one of the few leading roles available for dark-skinned Black women!

Or like a woman.

I think she seems perfectly nice. But (expletive) her for bragging about selling books when she’s already rich enough to have endless time to write them and then easily get them published.

Sorry, Ariana Grande does not look dangerous at all.

Gosh, good for you Caitlyn. A rich, republican, white man lives in a bubble of privilege transitions to rich, republican, white woman who lives in a bubble of privilege gets what she wants. Well done!