Of course 1) I’m stupid 2) I once smothered him with a pillow while he slept only to give up when I realized he wasn't going to push me off but rather just continue to lay there like an idiot and die.

Ye is shocked that someone only makes $370 a day. If that’s a typical working stiff, that’s a pre-tax $96,000 a year which is much higher than median income in the US.

He’s also demanding that all ‘white’ publications stop reviewing all black artists immediately. Apparently he was infuriated by a 9/10 score for his new album.

But in a lot of raps he hints that they have some sort of agreement. “No sins as long as there’s permission, and deception is the only felony. So don’t fuck nobody without tellin’ me.”

Have sex with a skinny blonde chick at will because she owes him for his professional help (which she doesn’t but that doesn’t change the sentiment behind it).

He also said that instead of building a school in Africa, rich Americans should support his art so I have trouble taking that turn around seriously.

Plot Twist - Kim Kardashian is the one with more common sense.

I appreciate your willingness to write a story that reflects deep ambivalence. I think there isn’t enough of that anymore (everything is always strident and polarized) but you did a great job sitting with the murkiness of what this all means about Bowie’s legacy.

I nominate Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood for the next WYCTPS. I’d suffer through hours of Paw Patrol over having to listen to Katerina Kittycat sing one song.

My three year old calls it “Pop Controls” so that’s pretty great and she has a hideous pink Paw Patrol dress that she would wear every day if she could.

You improve upon everything you touch

At first I thought that said a “walking choking lizard” and I immediately thought, well that’s a good description. I’m not sure if the lizard is doing the choking or being choked but I think the latter.

Stfu with that “must be gay” rubbish. Lots of people of avoid sex, with people of the opposite sex, for lots of varied reasons. And, uh, their sexual orientations or desires or personal views on sex are none of your goddamn business. So, if you don't simply take them at their word as to their motivations, and take the…

Look at all that soul-sucking uselessness in one photo. It’s like a feathery vortex composed of self-congratulatory lameness so dense that it drains all the humanity around it. “We do nothing. We contribute nothing. Abandon your dreams. Forgo all compassion for your fellow man. We demand your complete attention for no…

I don’t know. I see a couple torn outfits and the first thing that comes to mind is:

Apparently there are no Black people in Atlanta anymore.

honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig

Yep. This never stops being funny to me-

Even when they are casting families, #notallfamilies are the same race. White kids with a black stepparent, white parents with Asian or black kids, parents of different races, etc. etc. etc.