DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!!!!

I mean, I like referring to them as dickbags. THAT IS WHAT WE SHOULD GO WITH!

I’m gonna keep posting this every time there’s a “female viagra” story because it bugs me so much: this is an anti-viagra. Viagra makes the willing able, this stuff makes the able willing.

I saw the orcas of Victoria, Vancouver island in their natural habitat and it just such a beautiful experience, ruined only slightly by the woman behind me on the boat who kept asking her boyfriend to make sure he was ready to ‘protect her’.

Sure, sure. It’s the activists’ fault. Why couldn’t everyone just shut up and let animal cruelty for fun and profit continue forever?

Welp, practice your “eh”s, do some training runs to Timmie’s before the citizenship ceremony, and good luck! Oh, and don’t settle in Alberta.

I get the impulse to be inclusive (and correct me if I’m wrong) but.. don’t these clubs exist to make business connections?

Filed to: CRETINS WITH DICKS

Oh my god.

Wow. Really? So once a parent has children, they aren’t allowed to change careers (or even jobs) at all? I can’t tell if you’re trolling, or you legitimately think that her husband is bad for wanting to become a teacher.

I just adopted this kitten a couple hours ago and she is asleep on my shoulder right now, you guys.

Some sign ideas I’ve had:

“Threatening women makes Me feel better about my life”
“I need a hobby”
“[name of your town] needs more children in poverty!”
“We’re scared”
“Freedom of choice = Do as I say”
“I don’t want to help the needy, so I’ll just stand here”

Now, if only I can convince my friends to give up their Saturday…

I have to say that yesterday’s results made me mourn the loss of Jack Layton all over again. I truly believe he could have lead the NDP to a strong position this election. Sadly, it was not to be.

Thank you for saying this... I’m starting to feel like so many Americans are getting the perception that the Liberal party is some super left wing progressive party, when in reality they’re fairly centrist or slightly left of centre, and seeing a whole article about how Justin Trudeau is a beautiful perfect angel…

I’m in Alberta. We are blue blue blue. Except my riding :)

She is just the best. I challenge anyone to find anyone better. It can't be done.

Liberal by American standards. By Canadian standards, he’s pretty centrist.

I’m lucky to have a circle of friends who get it. My family on the other hand...let’s just say they’re in some pretty frigging cerulean areas.

Three amazing things happened yesterday, Trudeau won, Blue Jays won and they are bringing back Gilmore Girls. - This is one happy Canadian girl.