Your mum sounds rad as hell. Please thank her for the work she and other women did to make things easier and fairer for my generation.
I also plan to just go balls out crazy in high fashion and ball gowns on a daily basis.
This is how I plan to spend my old age...swanning around in ballgowns for no reason at all.
I love yerba mate, but I’m with you on that last bit—it doesn’t need it’s own special cup. Or the special straw!
My mother, in one of her weirder fads, got the culture starter thingy for kombucha when I was in high school. She kept it in a bucket in our laundry and she named the resulting snot slime monster 'Lionel'. Lionel lasted in his bucket for ages, my mother trying to get us to drink this fucking revolting tea ‘for our…
Yup. A house full of secret passageways.
YES YES YES. I DREAM about a house with hidden passageways. You can build them! There are companies! I’ve seen a tv special about them!
Oooh I didn’t think of businesses. I’d like a craft store / cafe. Where you could buy materials, and then rent a sewing machine and dress form by the hour, or knit in a big comfy chair with a cup of tea and a scone.
A library+reading room accessible only through a seemingly boring, normal bookcase THAT IS SECRETLY A DOOR.
Like, full on Scooby-Doo style, pull a candlestick, rotating, secret bookcase door.
I want to open an abortion clinic and café called Zip Boppity Bops. We would have fresh juice!
This shit scares me, so so much. I am so worried about what’s going to happen if the GOP takes the presidency. This is the first election where I am genuinely terrified and not nearly as hopeful as I have been previously.
My state has continuously been trying to pass anti-abortion legislation since the republicans took…
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING FONT THO
The choice of girly-font and hearts just makes this even better.
I would buy one of these in every color.
Could you include one for step parents too? Like, “I love you because you’ve been around my whole life, and you finally owned up to royally screwing me up, but have not tried to change your behavior at all, so here’s a card to show that I don’t hate you (though it would be a reasonable response).”
With all proper respect to your emotions, I am slightly tipsy and DELIGHTED that your sister is programmed in your phone as Sisssssssssssssssy. Adorable.
As a person, I say, “DANG, that’s cold, yo.” As an English teacher, I say, “DAMN STRAIGHT.”
I’d buy it.