They Conservative Right already thinks we’re a bunch of Satanist baby killers anyway so might as well give ‘em a show.

to be quite frank, if I’m going by the actions of their followers, Satan seems like a way cooler guy than Jesus.

Also, I shamelessly love food pictures— Mine and everyone else’s, even if they're terrible.

I am an engineer and I would rock the shit out of that pantsuit on my wedding day and every day, with gorgeous nude heels, big sunglasses, red lipstick and my pixie cut.

They’re the ones called “Tough Strips” that’re made of stretchy actual fabric stuff — NOT the waterproof variety, which are bullshit and come off in minutes. Seriously, on sweaty heels or toes, they are miraculous. I put them on preemptively for shoes I know are blister-makers. On upper heels, they work best if you…

When will it be accepted that women have legs and shoulders? #endshoulderdenial #legapologist

“lackwitted thugs” is going into heavy rotation for me now. What a dad.

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

The sheer amount of stories that start or end with “I was 12” “I was 11” “I was 9” NINE! NINE FOR CHRISTSSAKES! I was flabberghasted sifting through all the stories shared. It makes me sick to my stomach....I can’t even articulate my rage right now.

I’ve been rocking bangs for ages now thanks to this device that lets me cut it evenly (not sure if it’s available outside of the UK?)

What’s your question? I’ll file it away in the event Kpoene’ joins us again — which I really hope she will! We need her to be a regular columnist, don’t you think??

Really! Operation: Lady commence.

I think it was posted because it’s going get a gazillion comments of women talking shit about themselves about standards that are stupid anyways. I mean all these comments are so similar! My takeaway is that we all hate wearing heels, and that winged eyeliner is a needlessly specific eyeliner style, and anything…

I can’t wear heels for shit. It has nothing to do with the amount of pain, I just can’t hold my balance and totter around everywhere as if I’m deeply intoxicated. My feet are two different sizes and my left foot is always falling out of my shoes, so my heels need to be mary janes. Full stop. And even then I trip all…

I just hate the way dieting makes you, by necessity, become obsessive about food. In my very few attempts to go on a diet, I ended up thinking about food CONSTANTLY, in a way I just don’t otherwise.

I have really hooded eyes with a downward tilt at the out edge, so wings and cat-eyes are SO not happening. It ends up looking like a sad clown.

internet high five with my mouth full of reese’s

F*cking all of it.

I cannot paint my own nails. Fingers nor toes. I can’t file, I can’t clip. I have tried and I want to be able to because as much as I enjoy a manicure, I’d like to have this basic skill. Every time I try, there’s polish all over my hands and it’s like “MOMMY LOOK WHAT I DID!”

Yep, I can’t do eye makeup for shit. Those fancy cat eyes? SQUIGGLY LINES. Smoky eye? MORE LIKE RACCOON EYES.