Holy shit, that kid is cool. His voice traveled through time to teach us.

Is this accurate enough for ya? 

I keep seeing people saying that the Apple upgrade plan is a racket. I disagree. It costs the same as the phone plus AppleCare, which is probably what I would buy anyway. That means that it doesn’t cost extra, there is no interest, and you’re not tied to a specific carrier. It’s basically a 24 months same-as-cash plan…

We’re still doomed to choose between too big and phablet, but the iPhone X is even bigger than the 6/7/8. I would have been all over the iPhone X if it were closer to the iPhone SE size but with a slim bezel. Maybe I can get an iPhone XE in the spring.

Badass! I have the original kit. I thought I was so cool when I got it, because I was too young for it, according to the age range printed on the box. When I successfully assembled it, I was certain that I was a genius.

GOOD CHRIST that music was terrible. It used to be that every goddamn product promo video had ukulele music. Is this electro-shite the new ear poison people intend to use to hawk their junk on needy consumers? All this plastic for no reason. Just stop with the music, and for fuck’s sake, stop with the plastic.

FTFY. These lizards were obviously just chilling until the storm hit. Then they started evolving. Pretty soon, they’ll be done evolving—at least until the next storm.

Did my Pikachu evolve because he was more fit for survival when Team Rocket came along and made all the other Pikachus pass out? NO! He started evolving when he leveled up! THAT’S how evolution works! Duh!

Anybody else fucking sick of these stupid “just” clickbait headlines? It didn’t “just” appear. It was observed more than a month ago. There’s no telling by reading the article how long it was developing before that nor whether it’s still there. Why the fuck does something have to “just” happen for it to be…

Fuck that. Facial recognition tied to my assigned seat tied to the credit card number used to purchase the tickets tied to purchased databases of every other detail of my life. Now they can categorize my emotional response to the film and learn how to sell me shit even more effectively.

Skip this novelty, and get a quality laser measuring device. Lowe’s sells an in-house brand version for about $25. They measure up to 60 feet accurate ±1/8". Or you can pay a little more for a Bosch that will measure up to 100 feet accurate ±1/16". They won’t necessarily replace a traditional tape measure for…

Skip this novelty, and get a quality laser measuring device. Lowe’s sells an in-house brand version for about $25.…

This woman is a busybody, living in the city, complaining about noise. Shut up already.

That all sounds pretty cool, but what happens to your collection if Vudu goes out of business, changes practices or gets bought out? Can you play your video files on any device, or are you restricted to using a proprietary player? Can you download the files and keep them forever? I’m asking in earnest, because it…

Yeah—that’s exactly what he looks like.

Does he look like a bitch?

So a larger aperture makes everything soft and flat, eh? Your comparison photos are completely ineffective. They prove nothing, other than the fact that you know nothing about photography. Stop reviewing cameras. Some people actually believe your ignorant observations and make decisions based on them.

Even if that’s true, it’s also true that contractor gigs ARE good for many people. So, rather than trying to change the nature of Lyft, howsabout MOST people work for a traditional employer, and leave Lyft alone? That way, the people who love working contract gigs can still take advantage of the opportunity, and Lyft…

She’s not an employee. It’s completely her choice whether or not she works. This is fucking great, because she can go home or take a break anytime she wants without asking for permission, without feeling guilty and without jeopardizing her job. Morning sickness? Work starts when she feels better. Weird midnight…

Stop bashing contractor gigs. Are they for everybody? Nope. Are they fantastic for some people? Absolutely. I’m a part-time Lyft driver (my main job is a contractor gig, too). I can drive whenever, wherever I want. I can take time off whenever I want. I can show up for work whenever I want. I can stop working for Lyft…