Oh, my poor Mario, what did they do to you?

Dude, really? Its been obvious from day one that ALL of Devolver’s conferences are meant to be a huge parody of these kinds of events in general.

I like them a lot. So, for me I guess.

“On paper, some of the Xbox Series X’s specs are certainly higher, but some, like its SSD speed, are lower.”

Now you don’t even sound fun.

You sound fun

“If literally one thing goes wrong—if the team needs to call for help or a tow truck, if they get stopped, if they crash—literally anything goes wrong here and these guys would be pulling resources from an otherwise already overloaded system, not to mention potentially increasing the risk of contracting coronavirus by…

One, it’s belitting the legit concerns and gripes people have with the game.

I’m not a Pokémon fan, so I had to backtrack through two articles to figure out why it would be condescending, but now I agree. It’s condescending.

WOW is this article condescending.

GUUUUUUH I’m so tired of answering this question. The sources are not hard to find if you look.

If you thought it was a good idea to attempt this ‘challenge’ you should be barred from driving.

If you thought it was a good idea to attempt this ‘challenge’ initially, an NTSB warning won’t a change a thing. Hell, I doubt most of them even know that the NTSB is a thing that exists.

Nonono, please encourage them, this is hilarious.

My god, let the article be as is without whining about gender or not appropriating it.

Yeah, get recorded on 3 phones putting hands on someone’s kid at school and spend some time in jail while your kid is still getting bullied, perhaps even more. That’s really thinking this through.

cool story bro. never happened. and I doubt you are a lawyer.

the consequences of your plan would be multiple felony charges. and in some (most?) jurisdictions you may even be brought up on child endangerment charges. enjoy the rest of you life on the sex offender registry. protect your children but don’t be an idiot about it. you can’t assault a child to protect your own child.

I lol’d at this because, while I know you meant Point Of Sale, I thought piece of shit. And everything gamestop does is shitty lol.

Why does that dude not get why Yoshi has no nipples? Yoshi lays eggs, he’s not a mammal. So no nipples. I mean, his ignorance isn’t even funny, it sends a clear message about America’s education levels.