#COTDnom

Consumers: We want more fuel efficient cars.
Industry: Here’s a 50 mpg CRX.
Consumers: AWESOME.
Government: That’s not safe. Make it heavier.
Industry: These new cars are safe, but not very efficient.
Government: Unacceptable. Make them more efficient.
Physics: Psht. Heh.
Industry: These are safe and efficient, but not in…

No joke. A guy my dad worked with back in the day adjusted one of his washer fluid nozzles up a little bit so when someone was getting close behind he could intentionally send the fluid up and over his car, and onto theirs.

I thought you were tailgating because you couldn’t see out of the windshield, Sorry! Just trying to help

I spray asshats who tailgate... are you a tailgating asshat?

So many good ones.

I say the Yaris was entirely at fault for driving on the wrong side of the road for miles before the accident.

BMW nomenclature in summary: