The poster stole the photo for internet points, the mother giraffe was shot in the head, execution-style, and now the baby giraffe is a prostitute at a brothel run by gazelles.

Yeah... Ethan really needs an editor. I like his writing, but the past few weekends of his work have seen quite a few errors, to say the least.

I love Casey for his videos, his vlogs defined the vertical. He’s really good at telling this short stories about personal experiences. I didn’t give a damn about Beme, I think his strong suit is videos not technology. He seems to use the technology that gives him the least resistance not something groundbreaking,…

The first time I saw a picture of him I knew I would hate him. Then, hours of YouTube videos later, I actually kind of liked the guy. He really is a smart person, and he’s been working his ass off to make it since he was an actual teenager who knocked up his girlfriend. As such, he had to figure shit out pretty…

Someone Gawker couldn’t afford to hire.

I went to one Pokemon card game tournament. I was eleven. I met an old, fat man who told me we’d play for keeps. Don’t know if I even knew the official rules, since my brother and I just made up our own version. He took all of my cards. If you’re reading this, old man, I hate you. You’re the fucking worst.

I agree with everything you said and add that the closed design works well enough to use these on an airplane.

I agree with everything you said and add that the closed design works well enough to use these on an airplane.