Don't let the batteries go dead...or YOU'RE dead!

So THAT'S where Steve Tyler was born...

That's nice...now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Google, Google, you're acting all needy and wussy, trying too hard. That's a total turn off. You gotta act cool - like you don't really need Nokia. And if she says no? Who cares! There's plenty of fish in the sea!

Yup. Even though the one time I tried it, to me it tasted just like ice cream, at least the one I had.

All those in favor of declaring icing a dessert say "aye".

Please be on Sprint...Please be on Sprint...Please be on Sprint...Please be on Sprint...

LOL...I'm gonna send this to all my friends so they know how pathetic they are for sending stuff they think it's funny. :)

They hate us because we're biologically superior. - Sent while wiping myself in the toilet and scratching my nose at the same time.

Next job: Run Crysis 3

Besides, the other contestants don't get the benefit of looking up Wikipedia during the show, why should it be different for Watson?

I was also expecting a guide on how to warm up your car's engine. I'd think that's the most important reason to warm up your car during cold months. Alas, complex heating elements wrapped around your engine area were not to be had.

Apparently HTC is working on destroying your relationships faster than Steve Jobs can...

Almost as cool as this one.

Thank you, Soviet Russia! #meme

Don't forget to install suicide nets.

Stick a fork in those puns.

Better hope they're not trying to shoehorn the tablet version. We all know what happened the last time they used an OS not meant for certain hardware (cough...Sam...cough...sung). By the way, I'm talking about Samsung.

It's most funny when reading articles on how to do web design.

"Most users are silent" because they're not coming to the site anymore.