@CommentStalker: "Microwave for one"...in case you're...hungry like the wolf.

@Ignition: Doesn't get any crazier than "Baby in the well".

@pj_rage: I don't know about Cydia, but I've yet to hear from someone bricking their phone from an AM app. So all this talk about Apple's vetting process protecting the users is just posturing. The very fact you and other people are jailbreaking their phones means Apple's too restrictive.

@The Gleib: Not much you can do with the screen, but they could do better. I don't get the hate on 3D either.

@voicunebunu001: Really? I didn't know Android could do that!

@fastactingrelief is un-caffeinated: Shirts optional, right?

@AvalonBright: This is a triumph...for Gizmodo.

Wow...he rigged his friend's hat to convince him he had hydrocephalia? And how come he didn't even notice the prank? Seems like his friend suffered from low IQ...

@AvalonBright: This is a triumph...for Gizmodo.

@AvalonBright: This is a triumph...for Gizmodo.

@create_faster: Mmm...chocobo breast sandwich...

@fughedaboudit: Nobody's asking Apple to provide porn. We're talking about allowing content providers to make their works available to iPhone users. I'm sure if they were required to make their own verification system, they would without problem. And if need there be, why can't Apple just copy the verification system…

@bohn002: ...because this is EPIC.

@rootyb: Kryptonite is to Superman what Pepto is to ______.

@takaides: And exactly where am I supposed to go if I need to pee?

@Hearthatvoiceagain says Get well soon Steve.: At this point I think they're doing it on purpose just to rile up Android fans. Now I just laugh it off.

@MagicalTrev: ORLY?

@ddhboy: "Guys, make sure he's really dead before burying".

@Monty: That would really suck for Apple. Again.

@create_faster: Do you go to KFC and order the Crispy Chocobo Strips?