I could give a shit if this is posted, as long as you read it. Fuck you and your self-masturbatory bullshit. Love to hear yourself type, fuckwad? Trying to sound like an Apatow character while discussing Star Wars doesn’t equal zingers, it just means you’re a talentless hack. Way to tape together already completely…

I used to be happy. My drudgerous post-modern life is all the SUCK. These images tap into my psyche in a cheap-nostalgia kind of way. Perhaps this consumer purchase will (temporarily) help me forget how bad I have it. [also see: half the advertisements of the past 10 years]

Before NINJA mortgages, mortgages were conservative, stable investments that were not being gambled on by millionaire Boomers. We (X’ers) had no reason to believe a bank would lend us money we couldn’t (reasonably) pay back, because historically, that never happened before. So, sure, I’ll take that loan.

You’re highly convenient story is obviously bullshit. An attempt to come up with some scenario where the cheater isn’t really cheating to make some point that innocent people are being victimized but saying “real” cheaters aren’t innocent. Doxing is a dick-move, period. And you’re full of shit.