I could give a shit if this is posted, as long as you read it. Fuck you and your self-masturbatory bullshit. Love to hear yourself type, fuckwad? Trying to sound like an Apatow character while discussing Star Wars doesn’t equal zingers, it just means you’re a talentless hack. Way to tape together already completely…

I used to be happy. My drudgerous post-modern life is all the SUCK. These images tap into my psyche in a cheap-nostalgia kind of way. Perhaps this consumer purchase will (temporarily) help me forget how bad I have it. [also see: half the advertisements of the past 10 years]

Before NINJA mortgages, mortgages were conservative, stable investments that were not being gambled on by millionaire Boomers. We (X’ers) had no reason to believe a bank would lend us money we couldn’t (reasonably) pay back, because historically, that never happened before. So, sure, I’ll take that loan.