Even worse: it's a political Australian joke.

Forget it Jake: it's TV.

Context matters: it comes in the middle of a really, really dreary dirge.

Proper patch install order? It's obviously been a little while since you've known anyone who games on a PC.

If there isn't already a J horror movie with that very premise I'd be surprised.

Because shows that review poorly tend to get cancelled? That doesn't seem like a sound premise to me.

If I could I would put good money on the answer to the mystery being that she did it to herself.

The trailer includes a good chunk of the scene where she climbs out of
the bag and it is very reminiscent of a certain scene
in Audition.

It's probably unnecessary to link to the relevant xkcd comic by this point but here you go anyway: https://xkcd.com/386/

"In this day and age they're not going to let an entire generation's worth of games remain inaccessible." That statement seems a little optimistic to me,

Alright then.

What's ridiculous about a tall black Jimmy Olsen?

"Melissa Fumero is a cutie. There, I said it." That's just crazy talk.

Faraci's site and a site that serves mostly as a superhero movie rumour mill? Rickroll me and be done with it.

Nothing wrong with choosing not to own a car - unless you're always begging people for lifts.

Do you also refuse to see movies with men you consider to be unattractive?

I dunno. I'm a dedicated M+KB-er too but I shoot much straighter on those rare occasions when I play some split screen console co-op with my brother. (I make no great claims otherwise.)

This is genuinely helpful and, as such, should be nowhere near @TheAlmightyInterrobang:disqus 's tips.

You might want to reread all his advice with a, ahem, critical eye.

Two words: Sexy glasses.